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the quick brown fox jumps over the dasey dog haha get it

Posted on 1st Oct at 11:17 PM, with 12 notes

onewordtest:

Derek Venturi is not responsible for his reaction if he ever lets Casey McDonald hug him. He is only accountable up to the point of responsibly avoiding hugging her with all his determination and willpower so that reaction never comes about.

Posted on 1st Oct at 10:44 PM, with 767 notes

officialunitedstates:

hi i get all my news from three credible sources: twitter trending hashtags, things i overhear the smart kids talking about in my algebra 1 class, and tumblr posts (the ones where they tell me a thing)

Posted on 1st Oct at 7:10 PM, with 271,358 notes

marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

Posted on 1st Oct at 10:46 AM, with 281,501 notes

nayx:

xk187:

nayx:

you are under arrest for being tall.  get down here.  what are you doing

who said that

im down here

Posted on 1st Oct at 10:46 AM, with 339,306 notes

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

Posted on 1st Oct at 10:46 AM, with 43,688 notes
intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now
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intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

Posted on 1st Oct at 10:46 AM, with 155,394 notes

fartgallery:

hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?

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