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the quick brown fox jumps over the dasey dog haha get it

Posted on 22nd Sep at 10:15 AM, with 728,085 notes

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

Posted on 22nd Sep at 10:15 AM, with 93,129 notes

azusas:

u think ur a flower, but really ur the whole meadow 

Posted on 22nd Sep at 10:14 AM, with 418,563 notes

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

Posted on 22nd Sep at 10:14 AM, with 379,427 notes

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

Posted on 22nd Sep at 10:14 AM, with 325,991 notes

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

Posted on 22nd Sep at 10:13 AM, with 49,590 notes

trustworths:

never give up. unless it’s too hard or involves asking me for help

Posted on 22nd Sep at 10:13 AM, with 150,119 notes

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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